JOKE OF THE DAY-- Boko Haram

A bus conductor (mate) in Lagos asked one of his passengers, Akpos, to bring his fare. Akpos replied: I be staff. The conductor asked : na which kind staff u b? -u b police? No! -u b soldier? No! -u b navy? No! -u b air force? No? So wetin u be now! Abeg pay ur money! Akpos replied: I be Boko haram! All d passengers shouted: WHAAT!!! Conductor u dey mad? Oga Boko sorry sir, abeg no vex, we go pay 4 u sir. Then everybody screamed: “DRIVER NEXT JUNCTION.” Driver said: e be like say me self na here i go drop too!!

*ROTFLmao*