Joke Of The Day

Akpos and his wife, Ekaitte, were in court to know who should be in custody of their child.
The following conversation ensued:
Ekaitte: My lord. I took this child in my belly for nine months, breastfed him, stood at home and helped him grow. I showed him love more than anyone else.. I, surely, deserve to be in custody of this child.”
The Judge said, “hmmmmm.. well that’s a good point. Akpos do you have anything to say to that?”
Akpos: Your Lordship! if I insert my ATM card into an ATM machine and cash comes out, please sir is the cash mine or for the machine?? lol