Joke Of The Day!!!

Akpos got admitted into my village school, Akpokicinema
Grammar School. The best school in my village.

It was his first day in the school and an inspector of Education came visiting.
The CRK teacher was in class telling us the story of DANIEL
IN THE LION'S DEN when he sighted the principal and the inspector heading towards the class.
The old and forgetful CRS teacher wrote GENESIS as the topic on the board without thinking.

Class: Good mooooooorning sir,
we are happy to
see you sir.

Inspector: Good morning class, i can see your teacher is telling
you what happened in the book of genesis?.

Class: Yeeeeeeeees sir!.

Inspector (pointing to Akpos):Ok,
you there, who killed Abel?.
Akpos: Sir i don't know, i have been in the class since 8am, ask my friend Ofego, i didn't kill
Abel sir.

Inspector (angry): I said who killed Abel?

Akpos: I am a christian, i can't kill. I don't even know this Abel you are talking about, is he
in our class?.

Inspector (Turning to the Teacher): Ok Teacher can you
tell the class who
killed Abel?

Teacher (Knees down and open his hands wide): My son, How can you expect me to kill, what example will i be
laying to my students if i kill a person?.

Inspector (disappointed and turns to the principal): Ok class the principal will help to tell us who killed Abel. Mr principal, who
killed Abel?.

Principal: When you
came to my office, didn't you see me there?.

Inspector: Yes, i did!.

Principal: Did you see
blood stains in my hands?.

Inspector: No!.

Principal: How could i have killed Abel? Where is the proof that i
did?.

The whole class clapped for the principal.