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Wednesday, January 14, 2015

The P***s has only 10,000 orgasms until it istotally useless?

Found this Dear Aunt question on Vanguard that I found funny and
thought provoking. Its a column by Bunmi Sofola where people ask
her questions about life, love, sex and relationships. See it below..
Dear Bunmi,
I recently read a report on the internet that suggests the penis
only has 10,000 orgasms until it is totally useless. I have had
sex at least once a day for the past twenty years and fear my
penis is about to run out of orgasms. I’m not even 40 yet! To
the best of your knowledge, is it possible to resensitise the
penis? I have heard that if it is possible but I am unable to
find out how to do it. Freddy By e-mail
Ladies, just imagine the p*nis really has just 10,000 orgasms until
its finished, wouldn't that be the solution to all the cheating? Lol.
Men will think twice before they sling deek around. A reply for
Freddy after the cut..


Dear Freddy,
You must have been warned not to believe everything you
read – most particularly on the internet, I’m not sure what
report you read but I can reassure you that there is no truth
in it whatsoever. It’s complete and utter rubbish! I suspect
that what you need was an estimate of how many orgasms
the average man has in a lifetime – reports vary but its
estimated to be between 6,500 to 8,000. The good news here
is that your penis or orgasms quota don’t have expiry dates
and you can happily continue your daily sessions without
fear of wearing your willy out. Well done by the way – pretty
impressive to keep that up for 20 years – or were you just
bragging? -
Bunmi

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